Massengill Party of one

If you send me threats or just straight up rude messages, expect me to refer to you as Massengill and explain to you that the tampons are located in the pharmacy at Walmart.

If you don’t get the reference, then well, that is on you.

If you are offended, well then the shoe fit.

If you laughed, then don’t do it again.

Either way, calling Massengill party of one!  (Which by the way is what my friends and I actually call Joe when we are not calling him Satan)