Satan’s Mother 

I was sitting in my doctor’s office waiting for my MRI when my phone’s message chime went off. It’s a special tone only for one person. 

“The person texting you is a cunt” 

Ahh Satan’s Mother. 

I look down and it is literally an empty space she sent me. God is she stupid. 

I get called in for my MRI. When I come out, my phone had gone off again. This time it was my attorney. I guess Satan’s Mother has some choice words for my attorney. 

She called him a “Bitchassliar” He redacted the phone number and cursing to not offend Any one but I told him not to worry. 

Such a mouth. 

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